- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Women.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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