Trashcan!

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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