- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Do you like fishsticks No

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Take off your shoes.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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