What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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