- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*