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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Snarf Nuggets

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