- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

How come grilled cheese?

your mother

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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