A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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WNBA

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Mormons having fun.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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