whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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