- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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