full house

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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