No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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knock knock piss off

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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