A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

A whale's vagina

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Paper shield.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

I just found out i have cancer.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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