- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Meow.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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