What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What time is it? 10:58

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Your mama's so fat.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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