- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Mormons having fun.

Women's rights

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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