How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

AIDS

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

It's only racist if you consider them people.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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