A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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TIMMAH!

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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i'm funny

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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