What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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