If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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