- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Strawberries!

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

You're welcome!

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

knock knock who's there aids

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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