- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Womens' Rights

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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