What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Cheese stick

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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