what's brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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shut up iggy

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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