A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Harry Styles

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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what time is it? 3:16

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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