Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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