What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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homework

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Once upon a cross

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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