What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Anti Joke

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