- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

The Pope

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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