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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Blarg, with ritalin everything tastes like cardboard, but on the bright side I can taste, lucky me I am so handsome the ones that attacked us did not want to ruin "my pretty face", so I just got a few cuts before I broke his, they never see a steel fist arriving you know... Listen, you are wrong, you gotta think less about me, and much more about yourself, you feel like you should worry more about me emotionally, but worry about your feelings more despite that because I can more or less hear your body saying "please take care of me", I mean I can more or less hear the urges and needs of women, thats why I am so good around them, I dont put them in a trance "vampire style" i just make them feel safe around me because it is safe around me, I am safe at all times because I am who I am. Listen, worry about your needs, turn of all mental alarms, I can sense (I dont know how, Richard Bandler put that into me) that you are in lack of sleep, food and sleep (I can sense it now, you havent slept well since you thought I was dead, it makes logical sense, it always does, its not magic, its the human potential unleashed) So take care of yourself, turn of your body`s needs one by one, shower, eat, drink (eat something good), and if you are at the couch, go get a pillow and lie down, this is about you, because I cant feel well if those I love and care about dont feel well okay? Please allow me to sleep easily and try getting some sleep yourself even if my guys are 15 minutes away. Let me know that you feel better.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Dogs in my home.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.