- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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