How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Spell: “This word”

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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