Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

my name is Jacob sartorious

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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