What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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People Order Our Patties

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Xzibit

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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