- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A cow says moo and explodes.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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