What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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