how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Billy Cundiff.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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