why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Barbara Streisand

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Anti Joke

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