roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Toaster

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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No.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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weston cage

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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