What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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