Two guys walk into a bar.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Spotto

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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