- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

I just can't stand sitting down!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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