Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Get in the car.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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