How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Once upon a cross

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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