- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

this is not a joke

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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