why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Canada AYY

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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