What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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the WNBA

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock who's there?

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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shea kisses a girl

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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