- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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