- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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