- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats an Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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